Wishy-Washy Church

Watered down service for lukewarm believers





Religious but not spiritual?
Galatians 5:22 - Fruit of the Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control

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Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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20-Aug-2018