Wishy-Washy Church

Watered down service for lukewarm believers





Religious but not spiritual?
Galatians 5:22 - Fruit of the Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft


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17-Feb-2018