Wishy-Washy Church

Watered down service for lukewarm believers





Religious but not spiritual?
Galatians 5:22 - Fruit of the Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway


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15-Nov-2018