Wishy-Washy Church

Watered down service for lukewarm believers





Religious but not spiritual?
Galatians 5:22 - Fruit of the Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker


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26-May-2018