Wishy-Washy Church

Watered down service for lukewarm believers





Religious but not spiritual?
Galatians 5:22 - Fruit of the Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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17-Feb-2019