Bacon Head

Wendy’s new “Bacon-ate-her” meal

The #1 protein meal for hungry cannibals



Skull covered with bacon - head of bacon

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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16-Feb-2019