Bacon Head

Wendy’s new “Bacon-ate-her” meal

The #1 protein meal for hungry cannibals



Skull covered with bacon - head of bacon

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Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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19-Oct-2019