Bacon Head

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor