![]() Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell Food For Thought Back Bacon For Kids Bacon And Eggs Mug Bacon Balls Bacon BBQ Table Bacon High-Five Bacon Bikes Bacon Bra Bacon Cheeseburger Bacon Flowchart Bacon Guitar Bacon High-Five Bacon Inhaler Bacon Is Life Bacon Lovers Bacon Mints Bacon My Heart Bacon Pancakes Bacon Reasons Bacon Sandwich Bacon Soda Bacon Soda Sales Bacon Tacos Bacon Thoughts Bacon Tie BaCoN T-Shirt Bacon Tree Bacon Turkey Bacon Women Bacon Wrapped Onion Rings Bacone Boneless Inverted Pork Breakfast Dance - Shakin’ Bacon Burial At Sea France-Is Bacon Grief Bacon Hygiene On The Farm I Love Pet Food Juicy Bacon Meat Pie Ruined Bacon Safest Restaurant In The World Some People Raise Children Spicy Bacon Ultimate Manwich |
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