Bacon Head

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock