Bacon Tie

Wilbur wanted to tie one on



Bacon Tie

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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23-Aug-2019