Bacon Tie

Wilbur wanted to tie one on



Bacon Tie

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown


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16-Aug-2018