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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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