Dog Bidet

Why drinking fountain water will never taste the same



Dog Bidet in the park

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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