Dog Bidet

Why drinking fountain water will never taste the same



Dog Bidet in the park

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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