Dog Bidet

Why drinking fountain water will never taste the same



Dog Bidet in the park

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown


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23-Jan-2018