Dog Bidet

Why drinking fountain water will never taste the same



Dog Bidet in the park

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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22-Oct-2017