Dog Bidet

Why drinking fountain water will never taste the same



Dog Bidet in the park

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris


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22-May-2017