Frozen Hairstyle

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Frozen Hairstyle

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I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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17-Nov-2017