GPS Marriage Proposal

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GPS Marriage Proposal

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Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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