Hollandaise Holiday

Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap



Hollandaise Eggs Benedict Holiday

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Rest is the sauce of labor. - Plutarch

Hunger is the best sauce in the world. - Cervantes

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. - Todd English

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder


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24-Apr-2019