Hollandaise Holiday

Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap



Hollandaise Eggs Benedict Holiday

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Hunger is the best sauce in the world. - Cervantes

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. - Yogi Berra

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. - Todd English

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


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21-Jul-2019