Tall Secret

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Tall Secret between a dog and a horse

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman


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