Electronic Weather Fence

Canada’s online border snow removal program

Canadians disrupt normal weather patterns



Electronic Weather Fence

Americans have a fence along the Mexican border to keep the illegals out.
Canada has built an even bigger electronic fence to keep the snow out of Canada.

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Every cloud has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know. - Dean Koontz

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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21-Sep-2017