Alligators vs. Crocodiles
How to Tell Them Apart

One you will see later



When a vegetarian needs to charge a phone

See you later, Alligator
In a while, Crocodile

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See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller


see also   Alligator & Crocodile  Section
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Alligator Path
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Biking in Florida
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Croc Surfing
Farmer’s Pond Advice for Youngsters
Gator Baiter
Gators Gone?
Paper Lunge
Pre-Dinner Photography
Real Crocodile Leather
Redneck Manicure
Reptile Ride
The Last Photo I Took

 

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