Crotch Rocket

Introducing the new Survivor Reality TV show in Afghanistan

The Taliban’s favorite choice of bomb transportation


Primitive bomb transportation in dangerous terrain

The Army is looking for volunteers for their new Detonator Re-Cycling jobs or, as Kamikaze fighters would say, “Damn the torpedoes!”
Remember, Bubba: Disposal BEFORE detonation...

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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17-Oct-2019