Crotch Rocket

Introducing the new Survivor Reality TV show in Afghanistan

The Taliban’s favorite choice of bomb transportation


Primitive bomb transportation in dangerous terrain

The Army is looking for volunteers for their new Detonator Re-Cycling jobs or, as Kamikaze fighters would say, “Damn the torpedoes!”
Remember, Bubba: Disposal BEFORE detonation...

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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25-Aug-2019