Life Extension

Dining on a smoke-free balcony



Sign of clean air in a smoke-free environment with longer life expectancy

“Unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologise for your slightly extended lifespan.”

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I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

It is not the length of life, but the depth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life? - Harvey Fierstein

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. - Joshua J. Marine

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If there's at least one person you've helped in life, then your life has been worthwhile. - L. Sydney Abel

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

It was then that I realized I wasn't afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I could've lived. - Amanda Nuri

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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