Life Extension

Dining on a smoke-free balcony



Sign of clean air in a smoke-free environment with longer life expectancy

“Unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologise for your slightly extended lifespan.”

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Life is improvisation. - Tina Fey

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy. - Angelina Jolie

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. - WC Fields

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. - Ambrose Bierce

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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