Life Extension

Dining on a smoke-free balcony



Sign of clean air in a smoke-free environment with longer life expectancy

“Unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologise for your slightly extended lifespan.”

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Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift

Life is a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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18-Dec-2018