Make My Daisy

How Daisy made it a Christmas to remember in 1966



Ad published in a “Boys’ Life” magazine in 1966 for the Boy Scouts of America
Gun gift ads for the family - Boys' Life 1966 issue for Boy Scouts of America

The original ad (above) was for Daisy Rifles and featured several products (i.e. the Spittin’ Image line of air guns) that were not available until the 1960s. Therefore, the ad below could not have been published in a Sears catalog in the 1950s.
Questionable Sears Gun gift ad for the family

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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23-Oct-2018