Pulled Chicken

Yanked off the dance floor while laying an egg



Animation of chicken laying an egg onstage and being pulled off stage

What happens to non-eggsellent performers

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Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. - François de La Rochefoucauld

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

You cannot perform in a manner inconsistent with the way you see yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner. - Zig Ziglar

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

If you're willing to do today what others won't, you can perform tomorrow like others can't. - Jim Brogan

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

No matter how well you perform, there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thins it's lousy. - Laurence Olivier

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

We are in a problem, and the problem is we are in a terrible sector... Las Vegas is overbuilt and doing badly, and we get pulled down by that. - Donald Trump

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


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23-Feb-2018