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A motorcyclist’s New Year’s Resolution



New Year's Resolution for motorcycle riders

Biking into the New Year

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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24-Jun-2017