Tire’d Of Going To The Same Restroom

Where mechanics go to work out



Men's restroom with tires and gas nozzles for water basins and sinks

Bartender plans change of scenery for male customers

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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus


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22-Apr-2018