Ugly Chicklings

Good thing that ugly is only skin deep



Ugly bird chicks

“The Ugly Duckling” - Hans Christian Andersen

A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst
all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the
poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried,
“Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went
far away into the woods.

Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen,
and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy
there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death.
A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified
of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.

Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in
the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun
of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in
the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a
handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different
from his brothers and sisters.
“They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.

He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.


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Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche


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Duckling Dog
Flash Mob
Ugly Bus To Paradise
Ugly Haircut
Ugly Suit Salesman
Ugly To The Bone

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23-Jun-2018