Ugly Chicklings

Good thing that ugly is only skin deep



Ugly bird chicks

“The Ugly Duckling” - Hans Christian Andersen

A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst
all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the
poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried,
“Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went
far away into the woods.

Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen,
and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy
there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death.
A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified
of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.

Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in
the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun
of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in
the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a
handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different
from his brothers and sisters.
“They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.

He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.


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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin


see also   Bird  Section
Duckling Dog
Flash Mob
Ugly Bus To Paradise
Ugly Haircut
Ugly Suit Salesman
Ugly To The Bone

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15-Aug-2018