Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

First Chapter of a long relationship



Understanding women pocket edition 1st chapter

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


see also   Relationship  Section
Understanding Women

3 Stages Of A Man’s Life
4 Stages Of Life
A Mother’s Love
A Woman’s Mind
Bedside Non-Assistance
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Five Stages of a Female’s Life
Flower Shop For Men
Hardworking Wife
How To Argue With A Woman
How To Live A Long & Happy Life
Husband Colors
Hormone Guide
Husband Mart
iGifts
In Three Pictures
International Sign of Marriage
Keyboard Wedding
Ladies - You “Can” Order Your Perfect Man!
LadyNet
Looking For Your Wife?
Marital Rating Chart - Husband
Marital Rating Chart - Wife
Marital Bliss
Marriage Cards
Marriage Expectations
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
National Husband Care Program
Perfect Gift
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
The Origin of the White Wedding Dress
The Perfect Male
VW Owner
Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband
When Men Shop For Groceries
Why Women Are Crabby
Woman Without Her Man

 

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18-Jun-2018