Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

First Chapter of a long relationship



Understanding women pocket edition 1st chapter

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan


see also   Relationship  Section
Understanding Women

3 Stages Of A Man’s Life
4 Stages Of Life
A Mother’s Love
A Woman’s Mind
Bedside Non-Assistance
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Five Stages of a Female’s Life
Flower Shop For Men
Hardworking Wife
How To Argue With A Woman
How To Live A Long & Happy Life
Husband Colors
Hormone Guide
Husband Mart
iGifts
In Three Pictures
International Sign of Marriage
Keyboard Wedding
Ladies - You “Can” Order Your Perfect Man!
LadyNet
Looking For Your Wife?
Marital Rating Chart - Husband
Marital Rating Chart - Wife
Marital Bliss
Marriage Cards
Marriage Expectations
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
National Husband Care Program
Perfect Gift
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
The Origin of the White Wedding Dress
The Perfect Male
VW Owner
Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband
When Men Shop For Groceries
Why Women Are Crabby
Woman Without Her Man

 

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24-Nov-2017