Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

First Chapter of a long relationship



Understanding women pocket edition 1st chapter

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


see also   Relationship  Section
Understanding Women

3 Stages Of A Man’s Life
4 Stages Of Life
A Mother’s Love
A Woman’s Mind
Bedside Non-Assistance
Before The Impact
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Five Stages of a Female’s Life
Flower Shop For Men
Hardworking Wife
How To Argue With A Woman
How To Live A Long & Happy Life
Husband Colors
Hormone Guide
Husband Mart
iGifts
In Three Pictures
International Sign of Marriage
Keyboard Wedding
Ladies - You “Can” Order Your Perfect Man!
LadyNet
Looking For Your Wife?
Marital Rating Chart - Husband
Marital Rating Chart - Wife
Marital Bliss
Marriage Cards
Marriage Expectations
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
National Husband Care Program
Perfect Gift
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
The Origin of the White Wedding Dress
The Perfect Male
VW Owner
Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband
When Men Shop For Groceries
Why Women Are Crabby
Woman Without Her Man

 

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24-Feb-2018