Waiting For The Perfect Man

She waited a long time for the right man to come around



Skeleton dressed in wedding dress - waiting for the perfect man

Jilted bride still keeps hope alive

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One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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24-Jul-2017