Waiting For The Perfect Man

She waited a long time for the right man to come around



Skeleton dressed in wedding dress - waiting for the perfect man

Jilted bride still keeps hope alive

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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry


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16-Dec-2018