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Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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