Cataract Surgery Lawsuit

Susan Sues after an eye-opening Down Under operation



A West Australian newspaper recently reported that a woman,
Mrs. Susan Maynard, has sued a Perth Hospital, saying that
after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied, “Mr. Maynard was admitted for
cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.”

Australian Cataract Surgery for Mrs. Maynard

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