Nope, Didn’t See A Thing

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Dog with baby doll's hand in its mouth

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing and that's all you'll ever find." - Robert J. Flaherty

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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