Nope, Didn’t See A Thing

Have you found the baby yet?



Dog with baby doll's hand in its mouth

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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23-Apr-2018