Nope, Didn’t See A Thing

Have you found the baby yet?



Dog with baby doll's hand in its mouth

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing and that's all you'll ever find." - Robert J. Flaherty

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy


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