Nope, Didn’t See A Thing

Have you found the baby yet?



Dog with baby doll's hand in its mouth

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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