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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing and that's all you'll ever find." - Robert J. Flaherty

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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19-Jun-2019