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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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25-Feb-2018