Inauguration Day 2017

The Tick-Tock of Donald Trump’s Inauguration



U.S. Inauguration Day 2017

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We need a great president. - Donald Trump

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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