New Canadian Wall

Taking no chances with disillusioned Democrats



New Canadian Wall Of Snow

I started building my new wall at 12:01 Eastern time January 20th, the minute after The Trumpster was officially sworn in. By supper time this evening, it should be close to six feet high and 180 feet long. That will block off the back side of my property line. Now to come down both sides... I am taking NO chances that some disillusioned Democrats may arrive here, unannounced.

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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