New Canadian Wall

Taking no chances with disillusioned Democrats



New Canadian Wall Of Snow

I started building my new wall at 12:01 Eastern time January 20th, the minute after The Trumpster was officially sworn in. By supper time this evening, it should be close to six feet high and 180 feet long. That will block off the back side of my property line. Now to come down both sides... I am taking NO chances that some disillusioned Democrats may arrive here, unannounced.

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In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet


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