New Canadian Wall

Taking no chances with disillusioned Democrats



New Canadian Wall Of Snow

I started building my new wall at 12:01 Eastern time January 20th, the minute after The Trumpster was officially sworn in. By supper time this evening, it should be close to six feet high and 180 feet long. That will block off the back side of my property line. Now to come down both sides... I am taking NO chances that some disillusioned Democrats may arrive here, unannounced.

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In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet


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19-May-2019