Three Cats Ago

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Being Normal Three Cats Ago

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

If you had been singing like this 2,000 years ago, people would have stoned you. - Simon Cowell

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafón

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago." - Archie Bunker

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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