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Twilight Zone

Presidential fiction and suspense with a macabre twist



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“The Twilight Zone” was an American television series created by Rod Serling (1959-64). The episodes are in various genres, including psychological horror, fantasy, science fiction, suspense, and psychological thriller, often concluding with an unexpected or macabre twist. A popular success, it introduced many Americans to common science fiction and fantasy tropes, quite like the current U.S. Presidential Election.

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We need a great president. - Donald Trump

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower

As our President said in his renegurial address. - Archie Bunker

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. - Richard M Nixon

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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24-Aug-2019