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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain


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