Little Johnny was playing in the schoolyard when he fell down and broke his right arm.
Julie came running up to him with a big smile on her face. “Wow, Johnny, you’re so lucky. Now you don’t have to take any exams.”
“Actually, I’m really unlucky,” replied Little Johnny.
”Why do you say that?” asked Julie.
“I’m left-handed,” Little Johnny moaned. “I meant to fall on my other arm.”
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