Chicken Farmer
A city
slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the
local co-op and tells the man,
“Give me 100 baby chickens.”
The co-op man
complies.
A week later the man returns and says,
“Give me 200 baby chickens.”
The co-op
man complies.
Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says,
“Give me 500
baby chickens.”
“Wow!” the co-op
man replies.
“You must
really be doing well!”
“Naw,” said the man with a sigh.
“I'm either
planting them too deep or too far apart.”