Keep Off The Grass
A nurse was
on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk
rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.
It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled
for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff
noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that
read,
“Keep off the grass.”
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing,
which said,
“Sorry, had
to mow the lawn.”