A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, warden. Ah’d be mighty grateful if’n you’d play “Achy Breaky Heart” fur me bahfore ah hafta go.” “Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that,” says the warden. He turns to the biker, “And you, biker, what’s your last request?” “That you kill me first.” see also   Country,  Motorcycle,  Music  &  Prison   Sections Last Request Redneck Rolling Bottle Sprinkler Snowy Barn Owl His First Hot Rod Arch Support Stealth Flying Saucer Justin Beiber Clothing Redneck Mousetrap Diet Swing Stairway Dog Dead Sea Fish Swimming in the Dead Sea Bike Hanger It's A Boy! Tombs Of The Prophets BoreRing Person Birth Control Kit Shopping Cart Shelves

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