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Biker’s Last Request
Can’t wait to get to the end of the line?

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber.

The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, warden. Ah’d be mighty grateful if’n you’d play “Achy Breaky Heart” fur me bahfore ah hafta go.”

“Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that,” says the warden.

He turns to the biker, “And you, biker, what’s your last request?”

“That you kill me first.”


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27-May-2019