Bra Size Religion
A man
walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman
behind the counter and said,
“I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.”
“What type of bra?” asked the clerk.
“Type?” inquires the man,
“There is more than one
type?”
“Look around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape,
size, colour and material imaginable.
“Actually, even with all
of the variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.”
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied
“There are the Catholic,
the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you
prefer?”
Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The saleslady responded,
“It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports
the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type
keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole
hills.”