God is not a dead equation.  Muhammad Iqbal I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel The equation of religion with belief is rather recent.  Arnold J. Toynbee Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation.  Terry Pratchett Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.  Mark Twain In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation.  John W. Thompson I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.  Tim Allen Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation.  Bruce Springsteen As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen see also College, School & Truck Sections 2 Pi Watch Catholic Math Chocolate Math Hangman Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Ma & Pa Math: 5 into 25 equals 14 Math Clock Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Pi Chart Proof That “7 x 13 = 28” UPS and DOWNS 
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