The Value of Underwear
[Be
careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle. Always wear clean
underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...]
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a central west couple who drove
their car to Wal-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told
his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to
see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she
dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she
looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.