“Good morning, Doctor,” the man said. “I’m here because my wife insists that I need professional help.” “Why does she feel that way?” the Doctor asked. “Because I prefer bow ties to long ties.” “I don’t understand,” the Doctor said. “Why would she see that as a problem? Many people prefer bow ties to long ties. In fact, I have the same preference myself.” “Really?” the patient smiled. “How do you like yours - boiled, or sautéed with a little garlic?” see also   Doctor,  Marriage  &  Stress  Sections Bathtub Test Redneck Rolling Bottle Sprinkler Snowy Barn Owl His First Hot Rod Arch Support Stealth Flying Saucer Justin Beiber Clothing Redneck Mousetrap Diet Swing Stairway Dog Dead Sea Fish Swimming in the Dead Sea Bike Hanger It's A Boy! Tombs Of The Prophets BoreRing Person Birth Control Kit Shopping Cart Shelves

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