Little Johnny arrived late to his Sunday School class. He was normally punctual, so the
teacher asked if anything was wrong. Little Johnny admitted that he had originally
planned to go fishing, but his father had told him he must go to Church instead.
Impressed, the teacher asked if his father had explained why it was more
important for him to go to Church than to go fishing.
“Yes,” Little Johnny replied. “He said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.”
see also
Fishing, Little Johnny & Religious
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