Police Cycle-Crotch Rider

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Police Cycle-Crotch Rider

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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