If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.

If Cat Stevens married Snoop Dogg, he'd be Cat Dogg.

If Coco Chanel married Iggy Pop, she'd be Coco Pop.

If country singer Kitty Wells married cartoon shrink Dr. Katz, she'd be Kitty Katz.

If Demi Moore married director Jonathan Demme, she'd be Demi Demme.

If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even farther back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy."

If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.

If Jack Handy of SNL married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.

If Juan Valdez married Nguyen Van Thieu and Penelope Tree, he'd be Juan Thieu Tree.

If Julie London married Beau Bridges, then married SNL’s Jimmy Fallon, followed by Lesley-Anne Down, she'd be Julie London Bridges Fallon Down.

If opera star Kiri Te Kanawa married Jimmy Durante, Martin Mull, Ken Berry, and George Bush, she'd be Kiri Durante Mull Berry Bush.

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.