Five Englishmen in an Audi Quatro arrived at an Italian border checkpoint. Mario (the officer) stops them and tells them, “It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quatro - Quatro means four.” “Quatro is just the name of the automobile,” one Englishman retorts disbelievingly. “Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons.” “You can not pull that one on me,” replies Mario. “Quatro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.” The Englishman replies angrily, “You moroff. Call your supervisor over - I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!” “Sorry,” responds Mario, “Luigi is busy with 5 guys in a Fiat Uno.” see also   Car  Section Stealth Flying Saucer Justin Beiber Clothing Redneck Mousetrap Diet Swing Stairway Dog Dead Sea Fish Swimming in the Dead Sea Bike Hanger It's A Boy! Tombs Of The Prophets BoreRing Person Birth Control Kit Shopping Cart Shelves Crooked Pub Virgin Budget Airlines Lottery Chances Note Flasher

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