Italian Border Checkpoint for Quatros

When it’s illegal to cross the Italian border


Five Englishmen in an Audi Quatro arrived at an Italian border checkpoint.

Mario (the officer) stops them and tells them, “It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quatro - Quatro means four.”

“Quatro is just the name of the automobile,” one Englishman retorts disbelievingly. “Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons.”

“You can not pull that one on me,” replies Mario. “Quatro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.”

The Englishman replies angrily, “You moroff. Call your supervisor over - I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!”

“Sorry,” responds Mario, “Luigi is busy with 5 guys in a Fiat Uno.”


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Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump


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24-May-2019