Life Sucks

... especially when you’re the meal ...

Life Sucks when you're the meal

Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

It is life as it is lived. - Gore Vidal

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks. - Voltaire

The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy. - Angelina Jolie

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

One-half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough. - Josh Billings

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

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