Life Sucks

... especially when you’re the meal ...


Life Sucks when you're the meal

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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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24-Nov-2017