While traveling in Ireland, a Canadian, a Frenchman, and a Pole learned of a magic cliff. According to villagers, if you have the courage to leap from the cliff, then you shall become whatever you scream on the way down.

Locating the enchanted bluff, the trio climbed to the top. The Canadian gathered his courage, leaped, and shouted, “Billionaire!”
Suddenly a private jet swooped down and spirited him away.

Encouraged, the Frenchman ran from the cliff and shouted, “Eagle!” and was transformed into a majestic bird.

Rubbing his hands together, the Pole ran for the cliff. Unfortunately, he tripped over a rock and fell from the precipice, screaming, “Damn!”