As President Bush is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “Nice pigs, sir.”

President Bush replies: “These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defence Secretary Rumsfeld.”

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, “Nice trade, sir.”