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Last Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my deck, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. Doris from next door was so upset at this that she came over and shouted, “You lazy *&!#$%^&@! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your backside and give her a break!” I thought “Goodness! Women!” and I took a swig from my bottle of beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips and stared directly at this nosey neighbour and told her in no uncertain terms, “Bugger off and mind your own business. My wife has green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening.” After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys, after all, we should take good care of our wives. That way maybe they will take good care of us. 
I know - I’m too soft with her. She’ll probably want gears on it next! see also Mother’s Day, Newfie & Shopping Sections A Mother’s Love A Woman’s Mind Looking For Your Wife? Looking Small Real Man’s Point System Romance Lost Understanding Women
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