Last Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my deck, drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn. Doris from next door was so
upset at this that she came over and shouted, “You lazy
*&!#$%^&@! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife
pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your
backside and give her a break!”
I thought “Goodness! Women!” and I took a swig from my bottle
of beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips and stared directly at
this nosey neighbour and told her in no uncertain terms,
“Bugger off and mind your own business. My wife has
green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening.”
After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her
a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the
deal I got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down
while mowing the lawn.
Yes guys, after all, we should take good care of our wives.
That way maybe they will take good care of us.
I know - I’m too soft with her.
She’ll probably want gears on it next!
see also Mother’s Day, Newfie & Shopping Sections
A Mother’s Love
A Woman’s Mind
Looking For Your Wife?
Real Man’s Point System
Voted #1 Humor Site