During a ferocious game of racquetball, Ben was hit so hard with the ball that it lodged itself well up his rectum.

He was rushed to the hospital, where there wasn't time to give him more than a local anesthetic before being rushed into surgery.

As Ben lay there, he watched, horrified, as the surgeon cut first in his right side, then in his left, then in his stomach, and finally in his chest.

“Doc!” Ben cried. “Why are you making so many incisions?”

The surgeon replied, “That's just the way the ball bounces!”