These blackflies sure are bad,” an American tourist said to Henry, the Canadian park ranger at the Banff National Park. “Wait ’til the mosquitoes come,” Henry said. “Y’all get mosquitoes?” the tourist asked. “Plenty,” said Henry. “How long do they last?” he wondered. “Until the snow flies,” Henry told him. “Oh,” the tourist replied. “Y’all get snowflies?” see also   Camping  &  Mosquito  Sections Mosquito Hordes Super Size Mosquito Sweet Dreams Mahmoud Plumbing Suitcase Recycling Group Photo Drying Bats Laughter Management Muffler Hanger Cadillac Bike Instant Karma Green Picnic Table Father Sayings for Father's Day Veet Hair Removal 'Must Have' Power Drill Long Ride Down Tennessee Family Tea Lights Lifting Heavy Objects Groj Sale

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