These blackflies sure are bad,” an American tourist said to Henry, the Canadian park ranger at the Banff National Park. “Wait ’til the mosquitoes come,” Henry said. “Y’all get mosquitoes?” the tourist asked. “Plenty,” said Henry. “How long do they last?” he wondered. “Until the snow flies,” Henry told him. “Oh,” the tourist replied. “Y’all get snowflies?” see also   Camping  &  Mosquito  Sections Mosquito Hordes Sweet Dreams Nahtzee I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room Ice Bell Reptile Ride Morning Inspiration

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