A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it.
She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peal off prize.
She pulls off the tab and yells, “I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!”

The waitress runs over and says, “That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!”

The blonde replies, “No - I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!”

By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, “You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!”

Again the blonde says, “No - no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!”

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, “WIN A BAGEL”.