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God’s Little Instructions
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

A man is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has. Proverbs 13:7

A minute of thought is worth more than an hour of talk. Psalm 141:3

Being at peace with yourself is a direct result of finding peace with God. Philippians 4:7

Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes can see. 2 Corinthians 5:7

For piece of mind, resign as general manager of the universe. Psalm 46:10

Humour is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles. Proverbs 17:22

If at first you don’t succeed, try reading the instructions. Proverbs 4:13

It’s the little things in life that determine the big things. Matthew 25:21

Life can only be understood by looking backward, but it must be lived by looking forward. Luke 9:62

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a gift to be enjoyed. Psalm 118:24

Our children are like mirrors – they reflect our attitudes in life. Proverbs 20:7

People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do. Matthew 12:33

Take care of your character and your reputation will take care of itself. Proverbs 22:1

The best way to forget your own problems is to help someone solve his. Philippians 2:4

The first step to wisdom is silence; the second is listening. Proverbs 1:5

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Luke 1:37

The measure of a man is not how great his faith is, but how great his love is. I Corinthians 13:13

The most valuable gift you can give another is a good example. John 13:15

What a big difference there is between giving advice and lending a hand. I John 3:18

Your companions are like the buttons on an elevator – they will either take you up or they will take you down. Proverbs 13:20


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