Shrivel Tan - Beach Gross for 2005
How not to attract the boys at the beach...
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“Damn, so much for surviving Cancer.”
Ty
Barnes
“Gramma, that guy over there said something about a Charpei...
what does that mean?”
Ric
Mossip
(with a heavy British accent...)
“Thanks
for bringing me to the beach Mummy!”
Andy
Ussery
Q:
Paper or Plastic?
A:
Plastic!!!!
Samantha Weatherford
“And this year's winner in the Charpei
look-alike contest is...”
“That's it. I'm suing the makers of Botox.”
“Botox,
my buttocks!”
Kirk
Lowry
“Put
your tongue in, kid - the sun will send it all wrinkly.”
Malcolm Fellows
“Really!
You are what you eat! Look at grandma and her prunes!”
Christopher Kostyshyn
“Well,
so much for sunscreen SP-30... I wonder if they make an SP-10,000?”
Barry Newton
“Hey
Sonny, help flip me over, I'm done!”
Janice Whitmore
“Mummy,
how come you dont look like the other mummies?”
“Are
you calling me a Mummy! I'm very sensitive about my decomposition!”
Chris Le Mottée
“You know lady, my mom has a purse
that looks just like your skin.”
L.B. Scott
“Why don't you try some of the
raisins I brought?”
Jason Woolf
“Old and crispy Granny!”
Jenny Vasquez
“Grandma, let me get that glob of
suntan lotion.”
Rickie Messer
“Stick that tongue out further
- don't you want to grow up and look like a reptile, like mommy?”
Tom Napoli
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