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![]() Captions from our readers... “Damn, so much for surviving Cancer.” Ty Barnes “Gramma, that guy over there said something about a Charpei... what does that mean?” Ric Mossip (with a heavy British accent...) “Thanks for bringing me to the beach Mummy!” Andy Ussery Q: Paper or Plastic? A: Plastic!!!! Samantha Weatherford “And this year's winner in the Charpei look-alike contest is...” “That's it. I'm suing the makers of Botox.” “Botox, my buttocks!” Kirk Lowry “Put your tongue in, kid - the sun will send it all wrinkly.” Malcolm Fellows “Really! You are what you eat! Look at grandma and her prunes!” Christopher Kostyshyn “Well, so much for sunscreen SP-30... I wonder if they make an SP-10,000?” Barry Newton “Hey Sonny, help flip me over, I'm done!” Janice Whitmore “Mummy, how come you dont look like the other mummies?” “Are you calling me a Mummy! I'm very sensitive about my decomposition!” Chris Le Mottée “You know lady, my mom has a purse that looks just like your skin.” L.B. Scott “Why don't you try some of the raisins I brought?” Jason Woolf “Old and crispy Granny!” Jenny Vasquez “Grandma, let me get that glob of suntan lotion.” Rickie Messer “Stick that tongue out further - don't you want to grow up and look like a reptile, like mommy?” Tom Napoli Requested Captions for other joe-ks.com images... |
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