Opinion Scale - Her Special Gift

Finding the perfect gift for her



Three men are sitting at a bar. The first says, “I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds - I bought her a nice Porsche.”

The second guy says, “I bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds - a nice red Ferrari.”

The third one says, “I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 200 IN JUST 2 SECONDS!”

Wife's special gift - it goes from 0 to 200 in just 2 seconds!

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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